OK, it's no longer swimming season for many of you -- so to remind you
of how it was (or how it is if you are in South Fl or SoCal)
here are a few swimming/swimsuit/no swimsuit pics.
Down in Florida, there's a little hotel, four floors high. A girl used
to take a sunbathe there every day. Since there were no higher hotels
near it, she would take off her bathing suit
and be in the nude. So she was in the nude and she was lying on
her stomach, and she heard someone coming up the steps. She quickly
grabbed the towel and put it around her.
The man said, "I wish you wouldn't sunbathe in the nude up here."
She said, "You never protested before." He said, "No, but I wish you would do it like you did before, in your bathing suit.
" She said, "Why do you care? No one can see."
He said, "Madam, you happen to be lying on the skylight of the dining room."
Never cook bacon when you're naked.
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini
A doctor on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things
we start and we all could use more calm in our lives.
I looked around my house to find things I'd started and hadn't
finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay,
a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun
scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite
Sned this to all who need inner piss.
An telum u luvum.
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