October is breast cancer awareness month -- and not to be too crass, let's be aware of some breasts.
Of course breasts come in many different configurations...
Some are big...
A man was walking down the street when he saw a woman with the perfect, and I mean PERFECT, breasts he'd ever seen.
up to her and said, "Ma'am, you have perfect breasts, and I will pay
you $100 to bite them." The woman was horrified and began to walk away.
The man caught her and said, "Alright, I'll pay you $1,000 to bite your breasts." Still horrified, the woman began to run away.
The man caught her again and said, "Fine. I'll pay you $10,000 to bite your breasts, and not a penny more."
The woman then thinks that $10,000 will be worth it, so she finally agreed.
into a deserted alley away from the city action. The woman took off her
shirt and bra, revealing the perfect breasts.
The man then began to touch, squeeze, fondle, poke, and everything to the woman's breasts EXCEPT biting them.
The woman then said, "Well, are you gonna bite them or not?!"
The man replied, "Nah, too expensive."
Some are small...
A woman and
a baby come into the doctor's office. She is taken into an examining
room and waits for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor
examines the baby,
and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"
"Oh ... he is breast fed!", replied the woman.
"Well then, strip down to your waist," orders the doctor.
She takes off her top and bra and sits on the examing table. The doc starts pressing, kneading and pinching both breasts
for quite a while in a very detailed and thorough examination.
The doc motions to her to get dressed, then the doctor says: "No wonder this baby is so hungry. You don't have any milk!"
The woman with a wry grin on her face responds: "Well of course I don't."
"I'm his aunt - but I'm sure glad I brought him in!"
Some are flat...
Some are puffy...
Some have long nipples...
Some have tattooes...
Some have jewelry...
And some have inattentive plastic surgeons...
Some belong to celebrities ...
Milla Jovovich (Fifth Element, Resident Evil franchise)
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone -- in her early hairy years
Norma Jeane Mortenson
(Marilyn Monroe) as the first Playboy Playmate
Lndsay Lohan (doing a Marilyn tribute)
Dree Hemingway (Daughter to Mariel Hemingway, great-granddaughter to Ernest Hemingway)
Tera Patrick (Porn Star) before the many tattooes
Some are (somewhat) clad in bikinis...
Some are young...
Some are older...
(Fantasy Fest -- Key West) I swear I know the woman in the middle -- smile
Some are friendly...
Some are more aggressive...
A woman was
standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man
got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast.
The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me."
So the woman replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."
Some come with glasses
Some come with braces...
And some are just out in the cold...
Seriously, some breast exam videos