(Safety hint -- don't wear
those shoes on a ladder, naked or not)
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For crying out loud. Act your age. There is no Santa!
Remember, if you come to
Florida for the holidays, you'll HAVE to wear a Florida Christmas
Now, don't embarrass yourself by wearing one of those non-Florida suits
Two single girls are
getting ready for bed on Christmas Eve.
One girl looks in on her
roommate to say goodnight and sees her sleeping above the covers,
spread eagle, naked with a plate of cookies and a glass of milk at her
The first girl asks "What
are you doing?"
The naked girl says "I've
been doing this for years, I don't know if it's a dream or not, but
Santa comes eats the cookies and milk and then we have some wonderful
The other girl says "Well
I'm really horny, so I'm going to do it too"
The next morning the first
girl is in the kitchen all aglow, whistling and making breakfast. The
second girl comes into the kitchen looking like hell.
The first girl says "It
happened again -- Santa came ate the cookies and milk and we made
glorious love, and look Santa left me a Note"
Note: Well merry Christmas
thank you for being a
naughty but nice girl again .
See you next Christmas...
The other girl says "Yeah, well I feel like shit -- look at my note"
Note: Thanks you were
great... Rudolf, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner,
Have a Merry Christmas --
see you for the New Year's Edition
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